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During the safety briefing they give on every flight, the preamble went like so:
"Hello, everyone. On today's flight, as we sometimes do, we've placed two free air fares in one of the seat pockets on this flight..."
Everyone scrambles to look in their seat pocket.
"It may not be obvious. It may be in the safety pamphlet."
Some people take out their safety pamphlets.
"No? No one's found it? Well, since you have your safety pamphlets out anyway, perhaps you'd like to follow along..."
Afterward, the two crew members from the back of the plane made their way forward to give high-fives to the two from the front. They then gave high-fives to passengers all the way to the back of the plane, prompting another announcement over the PA.
"And no more coffee for those two!"
Sometimes, I really like flying WestJet.
"Hello, everyone. On today's flight, as we sometimes do, we've placed two free air fares in one of the seat pockets on this flight..."
Everyone scrambles to look in their seat pocket.
"It may not be obvious. It may be in the safety pamphlet."
Some people take out their safety pamphlets.
"No? No one's found it? Well, since you have your safety pamphlets out anyway, perhaps you'd like to follow along..."
Afterward, the two crew members from the back of the plane made their way forward to give high-fives to the two from the front. They then gave high-fives to passengers all the way to the back of the plane, prompting another announcement over the PA.
"And no more coffee for those two!"
Sometimes, I really like flying WestJet.
